In case the finding a job thing didn’t work out for you this summer, here are some terrible business ideas…
www.Things-Ebay-Won’t-Let-You-Auction-Off-But-We-Will.com
Sort of like being able to waltz onto an airplane with a bagful of liquids and a vodka laced Slurpee. I’m pretty sure eBay won’t let you auction off a vodka laced Slurpee on their website, but we sure as hell will.
www.RandomLetterGenerator.com
Like with numbers, but with letters.
NetBooks
Like Netflix, but for books! Like a library, but you get to pay!
WonderBoxers
Like the wonderbra, but a different sort of lift.
The Floating Bathing Suit
Includes two floating cup holders as well.
The Spring Olympics
Who decided that Winter deserved the Olympics but Spring didn’t?!? WTF!!! This would instantly be the second best season with an Olympics.
www.duke.fuqua.edu/DE-PLAGIARIZER/
Paste any content and our thesaurus randomly replaces words with synonyms. Now you’re no longer plagiarizing, you’re just paraphrasing!
www.Pretend-You-Have-Been-There.com
We’ll send postcards “from you” postmarked in Hawaii. We’ll photoshop you into pictures in front of the Eiffel Tower…You sit on your couch while we convince you’re friends that you’re a world-traveler.
The 13oz beer can
Almost 10% more beer than usual.
Hand-Sanitizer-Body-Wash
For the shower. Good for the environment. No water needed.
Incoming Email Spell Checker
Quickly find spelling mistakes from your friends’ emails and point them out to everyone with automated reply-all’s.
…You’re Welcome