Facebook needs to embrace the Dark Side… Top 14 Things We Need To Know About On Facebook (That They Don’t Want To Tell Us): 14) “Bob is no longer friends with Bill.” If two people are no longer friends, I…
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Top Nine Outgoing Voicemail Messages
This is what you would hear when you call me and I don’t pick up. Vote on which one you like best and I’ll use the winner on my iPhone: 9) Hi it’s Andrew. Our menu options have recently changed……
Top Ten Condiments IN THE WORLD
11) Hot Mess sauce I don’t think this exists yet (thus #11) but it’s still top 15 on the name alone. If anyone recently invented a sauce and needs a name I would be willing to license you the naming…
Top 10 Email Signatures Part 2
For reference, please see: Top 10 Email Signatures Part 1 10) Take Care, but not too much, Andrew 9) Oozing with Sincerity, Andrew 8) I BCC’d someone but I’m not going to tell you who, Andrew 7) Not “Sent from my…
Top 13 Facebook Marketing Tips Part 1
Tips for marketing yourself on Facebook. Because there is no more important brand image to maintain than your own. Part 1 of a two-part series…. 13) Constantly update your Status This one is a no brainer. If you don’t update your…
Top 13 Facebook Marketing Tips Part 2
The eagerly anticipated Part 2… 7) Do not Tag Photos on the same day that you upload them. This will encourage people to view all of your photos instead of just the ones that they are tagged in. Then, go…
Ten Terrible Business Ideas
In case the finding a job thing didn’t work out for you this summer, here are some terrible business ideas… www.Things-Ebay-Won’t-Let-You-Auction-Off-But-We-Will.com Sort of like being able to waltz onto an airplane with a bagful of liquids and a vodka laced…
Top 10 Email Signatures
These tend to work best on your Work email: 10) Thanks in advance for not screwing this up, Andrew 9) Tepid Wishes, Andrew 8) Highest Available Regards, Andrew 7) You don’t have to thank me, Andrew 6) 97% Lie Free,…